This is really the true way to have a Texas Chili Pie. Must be in the bag and bag must be cut from top to bottom.

Pray for his enemies?!

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

So hyped. An incredible showing from Sony - the best “E3" they’ve had in memory. The ONLY thing that would have made it better was a Dragon’s Dogma 2 announcement - oh well, maybe next year.

NPC: Ha! Now you know how it feels, asshole!

Fire in the Sky never terrified me the way Communion did. One of the reasons why is probably because I saw Communion when I was 9 or 10 and Fire in the Sky when I was 13. However, I think a big part of that was the fact that the aliens in Communion actually went into the protagonist’s home to abduct him. All I know is…

I find that extremely hard to believe, and feel more evidence is need---oh, damn. I was just fired from the show, too.

That sucks! I unapologetically love Hudson Hawk, and Danny Aiello is the main reason. He was so good in everything.

Aw Man, bummed to see Barq’s MIA, really curious how that one would have stacked up. Been my preferred choice for forever.

And Hot Shots! with the third-stringers.

BOLD of you to assume I have leftover ribeye from the night before

Do we not give A’s anymore? This is the genuine A+ motherfucking article you cocksuckers!

Abbott only got 400k more votes for governor than Cruz did for Senator in a voting base of ~10m, so there isn’t much overall difference—the red voters are gonna vote red, etc.

Kate, please keep doing this series on beer styles. They’re interesting reads, and I love that people end up suggesting their own favorite craft beer varieties in the comments. It’s just a really cool way to get beer drinking/making suggestions.

Nah - there are some things that are just a step too far, and supporting Man U tops that list!

Leaving aside the fact that one of the people he targeted was fucking 14, lines like:

“She never played another gig.”

AND (from a different person)

I found it weird from the beginning how people turned on him like he sneaked from UK couple years ago and then just playacted his whole story. Making jokes about RP accents and tea drinking. He came when he was 12. At that age neither going to US nor staying wasn’t up to him and he couldn’t do anything about…