You mean like we “won” in Iraq and are “winning” in Afghanistan? 

There are no good guys here. It isn’t like Iran (which probably is responsible) just out of the blue attacked a US ally for no reason. And it’s not like the Trump administration hasn’t been goading them into something like this either. This is an awful mess that the Trump administration made worse. But Saudi Arabia…

No, we must #resist the narrative that this means we need to go to war with Iran, or even that a war with Iran is one we could win. 

Exactly. We’re as responsible for the Saudi’s bombing hospitals and school buses as the Iranians are over this attack. At least the oil refinery looks like a legit military target.

Lets not forget Dude that he’s also considering giving it at “a campaign-style event” outside of D.C., which I presume is as legal as keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain’t legal either.

OK, Mr. Killjoy McNofunerson.

Although Netflix was wonderful at getting people interested in the Great British Baking Show (*cough* Bake-Off), I highly recommend, if you can, to support your local PBS station with a membership and getting access to PBS Passport.

Such a modest proposal!

Andy Serkis plays Trump via motion capture.

Yeah, but it turns out the ghost driving them was a man in a rubber mask who would have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky meddling kids.

....A towel is just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady…

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

In a sane world, Colbert would be too ashamed to even bring up his 2006 WHCD performance. It was one of the most awkward, halting comedic performances I’ve ever seen.

This is the fault of the era we’re living in, not the piece itself.

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

“I may be a fall down, piss my pants drunk, but at least I remember doing so!”

The petite bourgeoisie will split between reactionary fascism based on their feared loss of status and revolutionary socialism based on the realization they were being used as a buffer and puppets by the haute bourgeoisie and that they were never truly free in the first place. 

This is how I see it. If nothing else, we’re obligated to bear witness and record what’s happening, because it will be studied as a cautionary example for decades if not centuries.

Dude, you’re a short ginger with a hipster beard and glasses. I think “non-threatening” went without saying.

/I kid, I kid...