Good god, well over 16 centuries after Augustine and his fucking pear tree, and we’re still on this?

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Every time I think we’ve entered the 21st century, these idiots pull me right back into the 20th. It’s these same people who went and saw Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner and said, “well, I liked the film, it was enjoyable, but did John have to be black? I don’t hate negros or anything, but I wish they wouldn’t insert…

Yeah, I know. I mean creepypasta is a text reproduced on the internet with “mysterious origins” on forums and boards, isn't it? If someone is claiming authorship, it still is a horror story, but not the urban legend creepypasta came to be known. But I might be wrong.

I agree with you, by the way. The probabilities are much higher that you’ll cause your own death via a perfectly incidental road collision than you are to be attacked in the road.

And don’t forget!

Christian Laettner buzzer beater over UK. No question.

he should come work for NYPD. They'll do anything to protect their own from justice

Yup.

In America , you cut off enemy supplies.

What, a girlfriend?

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

He seems to be missing two possibilities.

Ah the old "I was just being a pretend disgusting piece of shit completely indistinguishable from an actual piece of shit" routine, good one, the world really needed the sentence "women drivers are a hazard" typed out in more places there, great contribution to the world with your finite life span you fucking idiot. …

Yawn... don't have time to write an actual reply to people who don't have time to write an actual reply to start with. Yes you are totally right, I didn't realize that Kickstarter is used for more than games... I fucking hate Nihilists.

This is particulate filtering not biological filtering. I strongly recommend any water filtered this way is boiled before consumption or treated with chlorine bleach to kill everything living in it. I have seen successful Solar disinfection by using a long parabolic reflector and a clear pipe to run the water…

AMEN!

Why would the show be so focused on his dating life before he met the mother? Because after she dies, he gets remarried: to Robin. Because although the mother was really important and the one he made babies with, Robin is the love of his life.

I assume they'll be bringing on Bob the Builder to discuss the bathroom situation later today.

"There's been a lot of talk this week. A lot of gum-flapping and Twitter tough guys talking 'bout class. Talking 'bout class is pointless. That there ain't no reason for football players to come class. Lotta loose lips and slick talk saying what we do HERE ain't got nothing to with FOOTBALL. And I gotta say, that…