On the weekends, the Boardwalk is packed. Think World Showcase before Illuminations packed. And while the Grand Flo and Contemporary lobbies have lots of people, none of the rooms look over them. Just the hallways, which don’t offer a lot of seclusion.

I agree with large numbers of people visiting the resorts that aren’t staying there, but none of those locales have any dangerous vantage from the rooms themselves. But the rooms Boardwalk view rooms at the Boardwalk do. And the rooms at the Beach Club that look over Stormalong Bay.

Later he announces a new dress code for Facebook employees. They now all must wear black t-shirts with the word “HENCHMAN” across the chest in white letters.

I am going to disagree with you there. The Beach Club has the most conventions on property, followed by the Boardwalk, then Swan and Dolphin, and then Coronado Springs. As for large gatherings of people with line of sight from hotel rooms, the Boardwalk view rooms at the Boardwalk would be in the most risk, followed…

Yeah, my kids now refer to “rope dropping” everyday activities like going to the dentist or the library.

The lobby at the All-Stars is always an option.

First, I recognize that my brain retains way too much knowledge about Disney World. The looks I received at a dinner party when I casually mentioned the square footage of different rooms at various resorts was priceless.

“I’m never giving up. I’m never going to forget.”

I am not a millennial. I am a DVC member and a Platinum Plus Annual Passholder, and I would have probably joined him in the “Lock Him Up!” chant.

Yes, robot Nixon does just hide in the back. However, before Trump was added, my favorite little touch the Imagineers added, was as soon as Obama finished his speech, the Lincoln robot would turn his head towards him, and give a slight, approving nod.

I have seen the new generation of Animatronics that the Disney Imagineers are capable of building (Avatar ride, Frozen ride, etc.). The fact that this made it out of their shop is an act of political protest.

Do you really think it is a coincidence that reports of UFOs dramatically decreased at the exact time that reports of police brutality rose dramatically? Of course not. The engineered radiation from our cell phones blocks us from seeing the UFOs and increase the hostility of police officers. QED

We are given the password at the semi-annual reptoid convention.

It is not a magnet. Just like when I got bored with a particular city in SimCity but before I quit, I’d repeatedly press the “Disaster” button over and over again.

It is also important to remember that what most people call the “top bun” should in fact be used on the bottom. It is thicker and provides a better foundation.

My response to “How are you?” is “Can’t complain. Doesn’t do any good anyway.”

How nerdy is it that I know that vampire genitals would not be cold, because they would have the ability to consciously direct blood to the region and have it warmed based upon their natural thaumaturgy.

And Rand was just spotted wearing a Duke hat while golfing with Trump.

That is exactly what it looks like when I try to peel a hardboiled egg.