The actual point of Homecoming is to celebrate alumni who have graduated and who are returning for a hometown football game or parade. Hence the term "homecoming."

This is the kind of stuff that turns me away from MMO's. I think its great that people are having fun, but I couldn't do it myself. Sitting there shooting at a cave for hours just to get better gear to shoot at that cave some more sounds really off putting to me.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

Goodell: I'm sorry, baby. You know I didn't mean it. Give me another chance. It'll be different this time. I promise.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

So does Miley do the entire concert in her underwear? I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that she is able to make a living doing music, like people will actually pay to see her doing her stoner dances on stage while shouting lyrics. And I don't even know what to say about the fake ass. Maybe they'll give her a…

If the Cards end up needing an RB, they just signed Chris Rainey to their practice squad last week. Rainey was cut by the Steelers last year after being arrested for domestic violence. (The charge was later dropped.)

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

Presumably, he's already well-versed in faking injury.

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

I'm guessing Vikings GM Rick Spielman already had this information (but he'll probably deny it) when he had his press conference today announcing Peterson will play this weekend. This is all sounding so familiar.

Well you know what they say, don't take it to the track if you can't afford to leave it there.

"beating the pussy up" is in fact a euphemism for engaging in really good sex.

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

Weird how people pay attention when the most highly paid athlete in the world earns his biggest paycheck of the year, huh?

I see your reading skills are roughly on par with Floyd Mayweather's.

Actually, since Mayweather never knocks any of the tomato cans he handpicks as opponents out, only God and three judges can judge him.

I love that every excuse the NFL makes is immediately refuted by three different sources. I also love that for all of this stupidity, its incredibly unlikely that anybody of real significance loses their job.