Gollum.

That and the pure joy of all things Fahey.

“I hate Dutch blend coffee...and the Dutch too.”

Tell that joke to the dead.

I respect the skill, patience, and knowledge that goes into speed runs. Yet I can’t help but feel it sucks all the joy out of the game. Clearly they know the game’s world to a fault. There is nothing left to look at I suppose...then again I’m the guy who walks around looking at magazine covers and checking if water…

That ankle lock looked painful. But why was Cena tossing that dudes junk like a pizza dough?

That $50,000 jug? Can be reproduced easily. A packet would be much tougher I’ll admit.

Because they barely make any of them. I cannot walk into my kitchen and make a Ferrari.

It’s ketchup and soy sauce. How can that be called rare?

The opening conversation made me laugh so hard! I’m currently playing. Shadow of War and loving it!

The tongue clicks make me nauseous. He’s trying to hard.

You have to have propper Mountain Dew sweat wicking systems. Or you’ve got big problems...

Great. Vomit taste in my mouth. Have your fucking star.

QWOP games?

Sunshot was my jam...until it was not.

Yeah why get a gun that makes enemies explode? Let’s get a gun that gets better if you stand still.

The glass isn’t even 38% full is it?

Carried to the halls of Valhalla by Zeus himself.

Definetly not a robot. But nobody give it a paradox...

Does that give a coach rights to your private property?