StoneyButternut
StoneyButternut
StoneyButternut

Barbarian Souls

Yeah, except a thinly veiled accusation that his wife is involved in a pedo sex ring and pimps her infant daughter is defamation.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

How dare you not like what I like?!

I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

Chill dude, life’s too short to get an ulcer over spelling errors on a gaming blog

Where’s a Lemon Law when you really need one?

This is what happens when a bunch of old dudes want to get in a dick-measuring contest, but no one wants to actually drop their drawers and show off their dead flaccid wieners.

“Completed the story campaign in four hours.”

I don’t like your opinion.

Well, we are talking about “Motherfucking Jason Schreier Son”. For me one of the best journalists in the news industry. People usually mock Kotaku for late news or pieces that make no sense (most of the times these are articles created by the community not something from the actual Kotaku staff) but I come here every

He was mowing at 5 AM?? I’d tackle a neighbor for that

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

They can’t all be great. Last month gave us MGS5.

Once again a case of people who worked directly with someone who turns out is a now alleged sexual child abuser along with general sexual harassment had no idea of who he really was despite it being an open secret within the industry.

Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good.