Man, what would they have done if she was using Google Glass, just randomly opened fire?

Very helpful, but a shader preview system really should have been built into Destiny... along with many other little quirks that have been around in MMOs for a long time now. For instance, there is no buy-back system at all if you accidentally discard something, and no confirmation screen for when you purchase…

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

OK, so Jezzies thought Ireland Baldwin was the worst person ever when she put on a Native American headdress and wouldn't apologize, but now she's come out so she's worthy of adoration?

"I think there's a lot worse things that go on in other people's households, also,"

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

Seems like Rice is cooked.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

"It was a hellish moment for Mr. Kenu as Baffour and his machomen launched series of hefty punches on him, while Addo pretended as a peacemaker restraining Mr. Kenu's assailants."

What is this? Miley, I think you're doing glitter wrong, it looks like a rash. Here, honey, here's some hydrocortisone.

I'm having flashbacks to Dick Cheney's 'friend' apologizing for being shot in the face.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

two wheels baaaaa..... Holy fuck this thing is glorious

"Uh oh I have to poop."

what shithole steakhouses do you have around?

Comic sans is actually a pretty appropriate font for this. Kid's already better than Dan Gilbert. Give him a shot.

I weep for humanity :(

I'll watch any movie that glorifies caregivers! Especially those of us who smoke a lot and aren't overly competent when it comes to blenders. And ESPECIALLY if it leads to us getting a little extra respect from society that maybe leads to higher pay. Plus, this movie actually looks good aside from my selfish…