The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.

Umm, where's the " SPONSORED " tag, did i miss it ?????

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

I keep waiting for Terry Tate, office linebacker, to come out of nowhere and form tackle destroy her.

"She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die."

Right, that's why he's exchanging texts with a teenager.

Whoa whoa whoa.... Are you telling me that when I tell someone to go eat a bag of dicks, I can give them an address where to go do it? I've been given the greatest of gifts today.

Oh, man, I can't hate on Woodley because she seems exceedingly nice and grounded. It's not my jam, but whatever.

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

DAFUQ!? This shit is gross!

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

everything's better with bacon. ..

The is a lovely story and all, but where is the gay food promised in the title? Gay food is underrepresented in mainstream media as it is, and frankly I expected better from Jezebel.

I agree.

you mean Greta has a Brazilian? My money on Meygan Kelly having a landing strip. ( side ways, coast to coast)

However Fox News still refuses to release the number of anchors who have sold their souls to the devil.

Clam the Throne?

It's a cool Easter egg, don't get me wrong, but having to watch it after every pitch really ruined the whole video game experience for Josh Beckett.

I don't like other people telling me what to do. But if I had to lead, I'd send 3 people forward, and 2 people guard in the back.