I don't think the Heat will have to worry about Wade. He hasn't been able to exercise in years.

This right here is necessary journalism.

AFA President Julio Grondona on Maradona: "The bad luck charm left the stadium and we won." He walked out just before Messi struck winner

I can't wait for the Greece/Japan video, which will just be 90 minutes of the three of them sitting in silence.

Surely no football, baseball, hockey, or basketball player has ever exaggerated contact to get a favorable call from an official. Only those Godless sissy soccer players.

Right, because Dwyane Wade doesn't flop just as badly? Soccer won't take off in the US because US citizens can't watch a sport that doesn't include 48 replays of each play for them to understand what happened.

Labeouf'd

Mechanic: You're in a desert, driving along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

My takeaway on Watch Dogs' profiler is a lot more innocent:

What the hell does being a former high school wrestler have to do with anything?

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

As a normalfag, I have to tell ya'. Women are fucking amazing, not only can you talk to them just like a fellow human being....it turns out they are human! If you talk to them the same way you talk to any male you may find it's quite a wonderful experience. And if it goes well, she may want to have fun dirty sweaty…

It's the best when the relegation race is just as, if not more, exciting as the title race.

GTAV might be large, but it feels barren and dead. Games like Sleeping Dogs and from what I've seen of Watch_Dogs, these games actually FEEL large and real, even if they aren't.

Moyes promptly finished in seventh place in the bar fight.

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

Your math sucks.

I can't believe Nasri isn't going to be representing France, especially considering how good he is at letting others fight battles for him.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?