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like most of these sorts of things, it would be far funnier with no text.

Can I be honest for a bit? I love broken English. Doesn't matter what their country of origin is, Engrish just makes me smile and not in an asshole kind of way.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

rentboy surfacing in 3, 2, 1...

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

In other breaking news: water is wet.

Uh what? Do you not understand the emphasis is on the word "criticizing" ? Sean isn't asking you to wrap your head around the fact that he left for money, that's obvious to anyone with half a brain. He's asking you to wrap your head around the fact that fans of a franchise that overpays people in attempts to be…

I just don't see the point in trolling around and being a shit-stirrer. Being devil's advocate all the time isn't edgy—it's stupid.

I kinda feel like you are always full of shit.

What is your deal, exactly?

You're not going to win an inciting the crowd legal argument there. Someone shouting "hey, stop!" does not constitute incitation to assault. If a restaurant employee had done so, that's one thing, and the guy probably has a case to sue the guy who kicked him — although fuck him, he deserved it — but not the restaurant.

It's not really a liability when another customer does it, though. No restaurant employee laid a finger on him.

If only there were some broad cultural stereotypes of Poles that we could draw on for cheap laughs...

I'd say it's because he threw a huge glass pitcher into a window in a crowded restaurant and only by a miracle didn't seriously injure or kill someone.

Uh, really. High-profile has nothing to do with popularity among gamers or quality. I didn't say "best", I didn't say "most beloved", and I didn't say "Let's be jerks in the comment section."

And this is why people like Sterling get away with stuff like this. Because of peanut sized attention spans.

yeah, a major cultural reckoning on a nation-wide scale regarding a Big 3 sport? Why report on that?

Your original reason for being against it was that nobody would notice, it was a "weak" gesture. Turns out that was wrong. So maybe just admit you're wrong and enjoy the game rather than continuing to move the goalposts.

They need to make room for the Xbox Ones.