No, I don't think this happened or was mentioned explicitly in the article.

Upon seeing this video, Vincent Tan released his entire Starting XI, signing the five kids lined up along the goal line and the six outfield players who were the furthest from the ball at all times, all while simultaneously burning a flag with the Cardiff City crest on it.

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Then the sexting with me is clearly consensual. Carry on

Unsolicited sexts are the worst. Make sure its consensual sexting or I will just start sending back lines from the Iliad.

If you ask me, it's kind of unethical for them to release the results of Wes Welker's concussion test.

No big deal. Somebody just asked Dana White to verbalize the deepest thought he's ever had.

"There is no strategy, no real interactive element, nor any need for any kind of skill. "

[dying]

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

I don't know why, but the "II.5" title really bothers the shit out of me.

You know what, Stuart? I like you.

Actually, that's two letters.

Better than last week's uniforms.

My son turns 4 on Christmas Eve. I gave him his gift early.

comparing COD games for graphical prowess is like comparing a steaming pile of moist human feces to a fresh turd with undigested corn; both versions are crap smearing on ur screen. I'll... walk away now...

Please stop recommending this joke. It was terrible and I'm sorry.

You say "flickering comprehension" as if there were another kind of comprehension in Oklahoma.