Maybe he just needs to power up with some Game Fuel

This is actually a legitimate sentiment - why, after 7 years of 720p and 30fps should it be ok that the Xbox One costs $100 more (because of a 'mandatory' Kinect 2.0), and there's almost nothing next gen about it?

For the life of me, I can't figure it out, either, doubly so when I remind myself that these two vapid narcissists have had a child together. That poor, poor little girl.

...And this is your coverage with AT&T

Nobody does strip clubs like Houston.

I'm much more interested in this $13,400 baseball glove. As everyone knows, all the best mitts come from France.

I also have a friend who was driving her car and got nailed by a semi. she was sober.

"I really just don't see why I'm the one being accused of bullying here," Incognito pleaded. "I mean, HE was the one who refused to stop hitting himself."

What is a Gilly Hicks?

How far did he have to go to FIND a Blockbuster?!

Well ... two words.

Not at all uncommon or unexplainable. Like most ostriches, Bosh has merely mistaken a fast-receding hairline for a swiftly diminishing supply of grass. You can sense his urgency in the first interview as he cruises by with displeasure at not being able to graze. He lurks deftly behind LeBron, but Ah! Lebron has…

where was the shot of Casillias shaking his head?

Sing us a song, you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some misery
And you've got us feeling like shite

Wow, I am glad Silver wrote this because I had no idea Schiano was a dick.

I always get these two mixed up.

After having the steak, Rick quoted Bob as saying that his column was "well done".

Play it again. It's a game - stop acting so entitled! What compensation are you looking for exactly? Money for time played??

I had a really hard time deciding but eventually I opted to eat the McRib.

Rick's Customer: [Watches strippers collect loose one dollar bills from stage floor.]
[Buys lapdance.]
[Listens as Nirvana's Rape Me plays for the next performers on stage.]
[Buys lapdance.]
[Hears stripper talking to customer about how glad she is that her 10-year-old is out of juvenile.]
[Buys lapdance.]
[Gets twelve…