The unpaid overtime isn’t as fun

Barista for fifteen years. Waiter for many others.

I choose to just hold my breath. Then make a wish.

I believe, hope, pray. That this game will be really really good in about a year.

I should have read ahead before responding.

You must be in southern California. Northern is worth the cost.

The man who was kidnapped was not an olympic athlete.

Have you ever even seen a penis/testicles before? They are not in between the legs.

How does it go?

My coworker swears that CR7 is the most humble of players...

Cloud sex is the BEST sex.

What’s the weather like in Utah?

I love you for this.

I almost feel bad for shooting him. Almost.

That old guy shouldn’t have cashed his bet eh?

Sorry, you know too much.

Played for 20 minutes. Felt clunky in either mode.

If blogging ever falls through. You should write slogans for tech items...and snack food.

That’s no man, baby, it’s a blue fox!