So many grammar issues in there I can hardly look.

“I like the window.”

I want them to add a denim jacket. So that I can go full Canadian tuxedo.

I can imagine it. But it involves a twist.

I can remove that pole for a quite reasonable price.

Funny, I heard he ate it ‘cause he likes the taste.

Maybe the best scaling I have ever seen in a video game. At level 24 I’m still floored some times. Ultra settings on this are pretty darned snazzy.

He can bring a date home. He just has to nail a tie to the box.

I think it's that the image seems narrow but the ad covers the width of the page. A very cheap click trap.

Seriously? If that’s rock I want to die. Heard 1,2,3,4 garbage like that a million times.

4 is much better if you break the story and go full psycopath. Vegas deserved a numbered title. 4 should just be Fallout: Bloodbath.

I imagine this being more for collectors. Who would, most likely, spend their hard earned money on other such things.

Mourinho said he couldn’t link. The anouncer says ‘ who needs to link when you’re that strong! ‘

If they only hired underwear models he might be happier.

Discussing a major social issue is not the same as asking for a big hug fest. Evan tends to discuss racism in the context of video games and comic books.

I don’t need to call you a racist. But I do question why Evan’s writing about race issues bothers you so much. Simply don’t read the article. Look at cosplay boobs instead.

Oh, I’m sorry. I missed the “joke” part of your backwards original question.

Figures a troglodyte such as you is in to scat play.

I’m sure he’s fine. You on the other hand. You need to wash your hands. Your knuckles are covered with dirt.