That kind of shot takes a whole lot of practice. One should always start with ping-pong balls and work their way up.

Slippery slope right there.

You should get cable tv for your cave.

May I ask how old you are?

But you actually go to Olive Garden?

Unicycle?

All I can ever see are those amazing sasquatch feet everybody has. Hobbits must get jealous.

Tainted Meth: The Video Game

Keep the beard. Abolish The #.

I did it better.

Voting for Trump aren’t ya’.

He died in 1938.

I’m pretty sure any Turkish person has plenty to complain about these days.

Faceball 2000! My favorite gameboy game ever!

Just the oversized golden letters to write ‘President Trump’ would cost millions.

I’m not shellfish you’re shellfish!

A video game born out of guilt and an over blown id. Sounds fun.

How much pot do you think the cartels are/ have been shipping to the U.S.? It’s cocaine, heroin, and some meth. Pot hasn’t been profitable to smuggle since the 70's. I would say more anabolic steroids come across that border than weed.

Why won’t people please instead go eat at an actual Mexican restaurant?

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