Try Rifftrax. Mike may not have been the originator. But he wrote the better jokes.

I’ll just assume that you’re the type who says “but I have lots of black friends”.

No BBQ should have the word fast near it.

Friggin’ icehole!

If you have no story to tell. Just show ‘em some genitals!

It seems that the intention sure got your attention.

I would call that a mercy killing.

I recently started serving at a little Turkish restaurant. Yesterday a nice but slightly odd lady asked me if our yogurt had any dairy in it.

My family and friends tend to enjoy eating, drinking, and speaking together. Playing sports outside or going to shows.

So is the padded room you live in worth the price of admission?

Bought my sister three packs. She got Isabelle in her first pack. Luck of the last minute impulse buy.

Concealer.

I just fell off my couch.

There was almost a female fighter in that wonderful movie. (see above) A very greasy female fighter.

I’m saying that any soldier would have rougher skin than any actor/actress. One life is pampered ( facials, skin treatments, dermatologists on speed dial ). While the other spends their time in much harsher environments.

actresses, models, etc. are not usually exposed to the elements, cuts, bruises, scaring that soldiers are.

I googled Dunn NC.

Cigarette

The only true measure of anything to do with Chicago.