I found that I frequently adjusted my accent when living in places outside of my native home, mostly because it helped people understand me.

Don't waste your time on this troll. People who like to sum up history in black and white terms usually are.

Very few can! And that's not even that expensive for a private university. Student loan debt is out of control in America, and I consider myself lucky to be able to make my monthly loan payments and be only (ahaha) about $18000 debt. I was shocked to find out how cheap university was when I took a year abroad in…

Yeah, cutting back on the salt while baking with salted butter is totally ok. I do that all the time. Especially on really forgiving recipies like cookies and brownies. The salt is mostly just for flavor.

I actually buy both. Salted butter tastes better, hands down, no question, it is known. FACT. Salted butter on toast? Heaven.

Butter is best at room tempurature! But I prefer to keep it in the fridge when its too warm and it gets kinda melty. Butter can go rancid, you know.

Ah, thanks for the response! I'm from New England so all southern accents sound very similar.

That constuction worker has nerves of steel, and apparently good upper body strength. I am impressed how collected he looked waiting for the ladder. Hard not to hold your beath while watching him.

Planet fitness is perfect for people who want a gym membership, but quit going after one week of trying. Its only $10 bucks of guilt a month!

You can pry my mini microwave from my cold, clawed, dead hands. I fucking cannot function without it. I have a suuuuperrr tiny kitchen and only enough space for two appliances on the extremely limited counter space. I chose the coffeemaker and the microwave over the toaster oven. And trust me, I love toaster ovens. I…

I don't need an excuse because I straight up don't give a shit.

At least Madonna knows enough to brush her tongue. Miley's mouth makes me gag. Brush your effing tongue, girl.

To be fair, Cosmo did specify they were shit moves, so...

The only names one should use for a tattoo is your kid's or mother's.

Ah mah gahhhh that greyhound in batman jammies is the besttttt!

Nah, you should be fine. Certain breeds need coats because they don't have much fur, or body fat (like greyhounds).

~*Go temporarily insane with this one weird trick!!*

I hear that! I hateeeee strapless dresses, and I also went nuts looking for a wedding dress with some kind of shoulder or sleeve. Who the hell wants to spend their whole wedding yanking their tits back up into their dress?

It's not a fucking dress if you cut off the top. It just looks like a sequined granny purse tank top with a hideous long skirt made from a bedspread. No.

It's not a fucking dress if you cut off the top. It just looks like a sequined granny purse tank top with a hideous long skirt made from a bedspread. No.