Because Stan isn’t a celeb. He’s the crazy shaman who told you tales around the campfire. Who helped teach you the meaning of right and wrong. This is primal shit. 

In the comics, post-WWII, he was working with Fury in SHIELD being a black, spandexed James Bond, romanced Peggy Carter, and fought Godzilla. He was basically Jim Brown in The Dirty Dozen four years earlier, and without dying. 

For a dude who called Spidey both Peter Palmer and Super-Man, and spent like six months calling the Hulk Bob Banner because he just plain forgot the dude’s name as Bruce, I think he’d smile.

Iceman’s father is Catholic and mother is Jewish, so no.

For the record, Stan didn’t write Falcon as an ex-pimp, that was some time down the line with Steve Englehart. And then pretty much ignored, until Priest brought Snap Wilson roaring back like a big middle finger to everyone else who wanted to ignore it.

A few of the things you are attributing to Stan were really his creations in the hands of other writers. Magneto and the X-Men weren’t really a civil rights allegory until later down the line. Magneto definitely wasn’t anything close to Jewish until after Chris Claremont created the Holocaust backstory for him, and…

And just speaking of movies with the name Dynamite, Black Dynamite is totally a cult classic, and made like $200k theatrically. 

Hell, even if she was dating the brother, here’s a couple of barely-not-children, whom if we believe the girl probably both have some level of emotional stunting due to circumstances, that have both opened up that part of their world to our needless scrutiny because one of them made a youtube video. You’re to blame…

JJJ’s been different things at different times. In the 90s, he was that crusading liberal. Reported on Civil Rights in the south in the 60s. All that. And then the 00's happened, someone noticed that the Bugle kind of looks like the NY Post, and Jonah went full Fox News. 

Florida is a two-party recording state, so kind of is. 

Hey. You do not discount the straight man of a comedy team. 

I’m just assuming you are a duck. Or a hunter. Or a midget cowboy. 

So when you’re saying Zeus appearing in the game, you mean actual Zeus, as opposed to Tinia, aka Jupiter?

Casuals. Real video game fans were assuming Fallout/Interstate 76 crossovers.

It has been scientifically proven by Weird Al Yankovich that all song parodies should be about food. This is Arby’s.

I think the second Rebirth costume did that fairly well, though, with how the belt somewhat simulated the undies without going full out.

Here’s my thing — the initial redesigns all sucked hard. But the Rebirth costume actually works. And I’m actually used to the lack of the undies on the outside, now.

There’s a joke here about Mass Effect 3.

All I’m saying, when you’re taking time out of your day to call people incompetent, spellcheck first. No A in incompetent.

I know, right? Wazzzaaap?