Would not assume someone with the name Riley MacLeod was Jewish.

Except that was more connected. Sparky stopped working on the strip because he was dying of colon cancer.

I’d say the biggest advantage to buying physical — sales don’t seem to apply so much to the eshop as they do to Amazon. So, I can pay $60 for digital, or like $40 if I buy a cartridge?

I’m going to go with fans of the Bill O’Reilly Show.

I can’t help but think this would have been better on some of the previous, slightly less ancient AC games. Where the history would have been a little less imaginary, since the buildings are still there. Granted, the previous games gave you more of a history lesson with the actual game going on, if you bothered to…

Yeah, that’s going to ingratiate people to your point, compare them to Nazis.

If you love Mass Effect, hunt down the old TV series Babylon 5. Heavily, heavily influenced Mass Effect, really more than anything else.

I remember being excited about the present day stuff through 3. And then Ubi basically stopped caring. And I kept hoping that they’d care again, but they haven’t.

That’s why they’re lionizing Warrior now. He’s dead, so it’s hard to say anything bad about him, and he also can’t fuck his friend’s wife and say he doesn’t want his daughter to marry ethnic slurs on camera.

Warrior didn’t envision shit. This is all a work, remember? WWE said hey, we’re going to name this award for the backstage guys after you, go say this. Then, when he immediately died, they realized they could go bigger with it, since there was no way Warrior could say anything stupid again.

Warrior didn’t want shit. WWE originally intended for the award to go to the backstage people, and they told Warrior, “go say this.” Then he died, and they went “Huh, we could do better.”

That last one gave me a sudden memory of pulling out Altered Beast to get unlimited lives on Strider.

It’s not difficult. Maybe a little harder if you’re a woman, but you just have to fold it right.

Rock doesn’t count, because he’s not black enough, but he counts as a stereotype in the Nation?

I’m mostly just surprised it took this long.

They were just magically taken over. Like, it’s handled with a line or two of dialogue. We know nothing of the overall politics. And all we know is that the cops (SWAT guy possibly aside) aren’t happy with it, threatening to strike. And the sergeant keeps them from striking by playing up loyalty to the city.

No one did when the Comics Code fell apart. Well, someone probably did, but no one listened to them.

I’m surprised no mention of it being the spiritual grandfather to the Five Nights at Freddy’s series. Just because if I was putting out the game, that’d be every other line in the press release.

I think that’s kind of why they do work. If you want to find out just how much force per square inch the push causes, you can read about it. Or not, because it doesn’t really mean shit. And then the rest of the game kind of fills in most of the back story.

Clearly you’re not a real person, just an AI bot.