... but. she didn’t grow up facing discrimination or being held back because of her skin color.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Well we know one guy who didn’t break out of prison recently.

I WAS IN THE POOL

Looks like the Cavs are coming up short.

WTF? There are still people in 2015 who think Dances With Wolves was better? Probably the same perverts who prefer Forrest Gump to Pulp Fiction.

To paraphrase Truman Capote, “Kyle Smith doesn’t write; he types.”

My mom & I BOTH love Goodfellas! We used to watch it all the time when I was in the hospital. She also loves Godfather parts I & II.

For a while this was trending on twitter, many pointing out that the film Goodfellas was edited by Thelma Schoonmaker (an actual woman, not a guy named Thelma).

Maybe we don’t, but we get GoodFEATHERS.

What I don't understand is why women AND men begin running away from me when I pull out this poster board arguing beyond doubt that Goodfellas should have beat Dancing With Wolves for the damn Oscar that year.

I’ve used Secret solid sticks basically forever (barring a brief experiment with hippy rock salt, oops) but what is with the powder fresh suggestion? Unscented or spring flowers all the way.

I’ve used Secret solid sticks basically forever (barring a brief experiment with hippy rock salt, oops) but what is…

I am a little worried about Sam Waterston. I will quit my job to be his caretaker.

Nothing, it’s just the people who go around acting like their love of British TV somehow makes them unique and especially cultured.

“Mr. T met me at the Today Show.” God I love her.

I pity the fool that doesn’t know the appropriate meal pairings for iced tea.

Can we talk about Bridget Fonda? Where did she go?! She was a fantastic actress who just dropped off the face of the Earth.

I've seen it. It's....OK.