Sometimes I genuinely feel bad for Dornan because I think this movie has the potential to really hurt his rep and then I remember that I'm feeling bad for a successful underwear model who just made a ton of money.

Justin's own interpretation:

I love Stephen King and I read, like, all of his books. (A fascinating activity is to track his writing and treatment of female characters throughout his career and watch as he turns them into actual people just like his male characters. Now just do the same thing with POC, Steve. Please.)

Sometimes dead is better.

This man's main concerns recently seem to be Beyonce's sexuality and women swearing. I think his constitution is far too delicate for him to want to throw his hat into the ring to be president of the US. This man need a cup of tea, a blanket, a nap and to never have a position of authority again.

Well if that isn't the most cocksucking, shitstreaming, motherfucking, bullshit I've heard all day, this shitass cunt is going to eat her motherfucking hat.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

This is an important and correct thing to point out.

Kathy has nothing on Mama Joyce

I'm all for talking about religious intolerance abroad, but Americans who do that and don't acknowledge that Islamophobia is increasingly common (and accepted) in the U.S. need to rethink that. Same with Europeans...

"But I wanna say that my wife has dated broke black dudes. It got nothing to do with the money."

I've always felt this way about Daniel Craig, who I find impossibly hot. But his face isn't exactly handsome — it's kind of brutal looking. And his ears are kind of oddly low. He always looks like a boxer who just got the shit kicked out of him (in a spotless tuxedo). But that makes him more hot? Also, his abs. And…

If my boobs looked that amazing, I'd make sure everyone knew it too.

It's nice that at least one sports organization is willing to punish its players.

If you crossposted this to Breitbert or RedState, they'd take it seriously.

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

How was Selma nominated for Best Picture but not Best Director, Cinematography, Screenplay?

Lego Movie snubbed???????

"This is about the obliteration of legacy."