I still think this could happen.

He was definitely the creepiest vampire in "Lost Boys."

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

They replaced what's-his-face with Brad?!

Let me guess, you're not black.

If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

it's ok to start drinking

"Girlfriend's Guide to a Different Divorce"

Kim: No, no, don't speak. Don't speak. Please don't speak. Please don't speak. No. No. No. Go. Go, gentle Scorpio, go. Your Pisces wishes you every happy return.

I have so many million dollar ideas. If only those studios would listen to me. Maybe they should put me in charge of Sony because I suspect there's going to be an opening soon and nobody's going to want that jobs.

Pictured: Having now produced offspring, the female Kardashian prepares to unhook its jaw and consume her mate. The male's peacocking now for nothing, his carcass soon to be swirling in her stomach's potent mix of acid, champagne and 2007 NBA Championship Rings, leaving behind only the pair of leather jogging pants he…

Do you think it looks good for the camera?

You know for the first time in his life I can see the Windsor in him.

Somewhat OTP, but I thought of you this weekend when I heard an NPR story about a black kid who had been adopted by white parents in Oregon in 1972. In speaking of the advice he would give white parents adopting a child of another race, he said: "Your first black friend should not be your kid."

It struck me as…

Spelman is most definitely NOT "a small school that most have no clue as to who they are." It's a very well respected, very well known school, with a very large endowment. Which is why them rightfully severing ties with Cosby is such a huge deal.

The money itself is still there. It is the named position that is gone, as it was intended to "bring positive attention," etc.

But how do we know people would want this super cushy job that's basically guaranteed for life like the Supreme Court? Where you get to meet with very talented/interesting people and joke around and have fun forever? HOW DO WE KNOW.

this reminds me of some fucking idiot commenter who was like 'DO WE EVEN KNOW IF WOMEN WANT THE JOB!?!?" like go fuck yourself. poc, women, woc- people not white men are interested in this fucking job.