Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

Meh, in the grand scheme of ick-factor stuff you face as a parent, lice aren't the worst. They're bad, but not the worst, if you deal with them immediately, thoroughly, and with determination. Our kid never got them at school (a scrupulous policy of no hat/hairbrush/pillow sharing combined with dumb luck), but many…

A female condom costume. Yandy is all about promoting safe sex awareness.

But that's the best part of the book, hating every single character. I cannot remember another book that filled me with so much loathing for so many people, I had to read to the end just because you want to make sure that nothing good happens to any of them. I think it's a special skill as a writer to be able to…

A true feminist would like that taste.

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are the celebrity couple I would most want to hang out with. We could watch Cardinals' games and talk about Kissing Jessica Stein, and if things got sexual, I feel like they'd be very comfortable people to have that happen with.

So, the expiation period for racism or woman beating in the US seems to be about 12 months, though this only applies to rich people. Good to know. After that, provided you were already rich to start with, you're in the clear and you go back to your heart-clogging ways and more million dollar earnings.

It was the first issue I bought in about 2 years. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

As I said (in the greys), even in its mortal mullet form, her hair is quite mesmerizing. Look at all of those glorious little layers.

It's the eye makeup. It's so garish and clock work orangey.

Thank you. She's a gorgeous woman. There's really no need for the excessive airbrushing.

The eye makeup looks wonky to me. Then again, I rarely wear makeup. Tinted Moisturizer for special occasions with classic cherry lip balm.

I'm so sorry for your loss, I know how hard it is. I'm wondering though (and I really hope I'm not being insensitive) but you've said it's been few months, perhaps a new furry friend or two might ease things a little? I've always liked the Jean Cocteau quote about how cats are the visible soul of a home, I find it…

Ugh, why did I watch that? I've been off heartwarming cat-related content since my longtime feline roommate passed away a few months ago. Too many emotions!

My Dad has various mental health issues that make it very hard for him to have intimate relationships with family. I can only handle talking to him like once a week or so on the phone, and haven't seen him for almost two years now because I need to preserve my own sanity. However - he has his cats! They accept him…

Try running the country too.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

I like how even in a movie where the child-molesting teacher is a woman, she still manages to wind up as the victim.

"I have to wonder if those parenting classes cover how to obtain childcare if you are living in poverty"

There should be a 48-hour grace period after you say "I do" during which you can change your mind and be all "NOPE. I ACTUALLY DO NOT" with minimal paperwork. This would be a good thing for a situation like this.