They did that with pix of the twins and donated the whole $SHITLOAD to charity.

Yes! Sport coats are more casual garments, where as a blazer is for formal occasions and generally features real naval-style metal buttons.

My mother lives in a small town in Austria. They have very limited Internet access and the only television they watch is weird German soap operas.

That is a nice suit. It looks good with his body type and skin color.

My question is, who will be our first summertime seersucker President?

If by "The Man" you mean "Thousands of people just trying to get groceries," then yes, it IS a great way to stick it to The Man

And to anybody needing to get anywhere in the city! Fuck those people! I hope they missed their flights, or they got fired for being late to work, or their dates went horribly, or their kids where scared when nobody picked them up from school! I mean, why shouldn't thousands of people be severely inconvenienced so we…

Maybe I'm just a little on edge about this shit lately, but it seems kind of telling to me that if you get involved in the American Prison Industrial Complex and you're white, you get a million dollar publishing deal at the end of it. As opposed to if you're black, in which case you get dead.

MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE SINGLE TEAR IN THE DIXIE CUP.

I don't mind him shirtless (or semi-shirtless) at all but my favorite Idris is Idris in a suit. That man can totally rock a suit.

I always imagined a remake of "To Sir, with Love" set in 80s London.

Within the context of his filmmaking career, I do not find that his questionable life decisions detract from the greatness that is his body of work.

My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

Ummmm...if I heard someone say that "abortion has become so easy," I'd probably pounce on their ass too. Easy for whom, exactly?

I love her. "I'd try to find common ground between ducks and horses."

She is basically Little Kelly Faircloth. When I was a child I'd worry about things, my mom would eventually lose patience and respond, "Well, what if the world stops turning tomorrow?" And I'd freak out about the possibility of what if the world DID actually stop turning tomorrow.

Yes! I have been alerted to some really important stuff in the comments - you find out what a theoretical amount of lemon tastes like (much too much lemon), or some helpful substitutions. I always check the comments.

"a constant stream of comments from disgruntled users who didn't use any of the called-for ingredients in the recipe and are Very Disappointed that things did not turn out"

OMIGOD that's one of my biggest pet peeves! Or the confusingly triumphant "I had some chicken but absolutely none of the other ingredients so I…

Can't say she was really using good judgment in getting sperm from an ex boyfriend.