Fowler's a top-notch tennis announcer. Not least because he's one of the few that isn't a USTA lifer.

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I had a really great idea but, unfortunately, by the time I called Vanna White they were all sold out.

Jenkins: [sobbing]

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The best part is, Haisley can just find-and-replace this into today's piece on MLS.

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Whatever. Donald Sterling had the same idea years ago:

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Furthermore, upon information and belief, when Tom Benson was recent asked who the current president of the United States was, he replied that Ronald Reagan was the president.

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Pretty inauspicious start to the "NFL Play 0.60" campaign.

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Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

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I thought Craggs didn't work here anymore?

Enjoy it while it lasts, JoePa. It's only a matter of time before you're surpassed by Tupac.

He says owners are unanimously devoted to the current system . . . [which] is still losing money,