Chris Mew-ie

Junior Me-ow

Kitty Collins

Ray Mewis

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Or if Stuart Murdoch had just turned in his damn ballot, for once.

I just don't see this one as a Deadspin story.

TMZ Hall of Fame, yes; Deadspin Hall of Fame, no.

Elias Sports Bureau has it wrong. These guys clearly have nine rings between them.

If that's not a +1, nothing is.

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Well, it's certainly better than Ray Rice's spinning bird-kick.

Sure - but that has nothing to do with the percentage of revenue that goes to the players.

Agreed. I think the median wage disparity would look much, much worse.

What's the roster size in MLS, anyway? 20? 30? Either way, players are making less than 30% of revenue. That's unreal, compared to the other US leagues.

MLS and J-League - the only two leagues in which the average player makes less than 1% of team's annual revenue.

"Sepp - Grant Wahl, Sports Illustrated. Can you at least show us how high they stacked the gold bars?"