McNabb: [commissions “2015 Daytime Work Release Winner” banner]

Damn, this has been the greatest McDonald’s ad ever.

What you neglect to mention is that, after the fight, everyone went down to the local Olive Garden and reconciled over all-you-can-eat Tortellini più santo di te.

BARBER: Really? Again??

Jeez. Why not just pay the rights holders? Hoping not to get caught, while running such a prominent ad campaign, seems like a huge, unnecessary fantasy football.

“Using the popularity of the NFL to goad impressionable young men into the armies of empire is immoral, and cannot continue,” said Flake, who promptly redirected the funds into more ads that look exactly like fucking Call of Duty.

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“Wow. What a surprise.”

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

“It is our responsibility to protect our players from any risk.”

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

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“Hey Chip - how many times better are white people than black people?”

Provost [to Grand Wizard]: Expelliarmus!

Four of the five players were subjected to corporal punishment, with Barnwell the lone exception. Such punishment of him was deemed excessive, as Rutgers had already hit its Nadir.

Bring back Weintraub

Dawkins is survived by Hersey Hawkins, Dominique Wilkins, and my confusion.

5.5 - confer with associates re Cardinals matter; draft comments re same; review and revise same