What about the part in the original Post profile where Gardner said he's co-creator of the Mindy Project?

this is cool movie

Depression Quest is good. My character just called in sick to work for the 3rd straight day and now we're heating up a frozen pizza and it's only 10:00AM!

Big deal, he gave some old woman in Germany a lot of money so she could build a gingerbread house and eat children? At least he's helping somebody.

Conservative estimate - he'd be a billionaire in 3 weeks.

And yet John Saunders can beam messages directly into my brain through my television and he goes unpunished. Makes me sick.

This solves many of my problems.

An hour? Rehab Addict only gets 30 minutes. You're telling me this guy is twice as good as Rehab Addict?

I like a product that advertises it will turn you evil. They should bring Mr. Hyde in for an endorsement.

I took a break to star in a little TV show called Rake. But now I'm back.

Where are the pivot charts? No VBA? Not even a goddamn surface diagram.

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

You want to talk airport scams, how about Hudson News charging me $6.75 for a box of Mike and Ike's that had way too many greens for my taste— now that's a scam! Well, so was this guy's thing, but still.

Summer of 89 I was obsessed with this song, as well as Batdance.

Also, "On Our Own" is Bobby Brown at his finest.

Also, "On Our Own" is Bobby Brown at his finest.

I guess one of the 4-H's is being a huge jerk!

Wrong answer Bryguy, wrong answer.

"I don't care about the stadium, these new LED street lights aren't worth the upfront costs- hey, hands off me...I WILL BE HEARD!"

He sent an Instagram to Facebook? We are living in the future!