Hah! I remember reading one of those where Mulder dies and a grieving Skinner and Scully cope by having some very rough sex in an elevator.

That is great. Truly wonderful.

Shit you're right - he got the lateral from Tiki.

I remember that game because it was for the division. The Giants threw a hook and ladder on the last play and Damon Moore came flying across the field to keep Amani Toomer from scoring the game-winner. He tore his ACL on that play and was never ever the same.

Just noticed that Carter's homer went right past a sign for Blue Light - and Mitch is drinking a can in the locker room. So guess this proves once and for all, advertising works.

Just noticed that Carter’s homer went right past a sign for Blue Light - and Mitch is drinking a can in the locker room. So guess this proves once and for all, advertising works.

JAH-NELL!

That scene rules and it is legitimately inspiring.

When JM gets out of his own way, he can (and does) chop some serious wood. Whenever Palladia shows one of their random Nashville Stratocaster Fest -2007

4 year old Labrador - he gets plenty (and I mean plenty) of exercise, attention and affection, but he has this very annoying habit of whining/moaning when he feels his needs aren't being met. How do we fix this?

Don't be such a naïve idiot- the magazine is called Sports Illustrated, not Sports Photographed.

"Lights Out" has the single greatest guitar solo recorded live of all time. Not only is it a fact, but saying it out loud at a guitar store will get you an approving nod from the owner.

He gave this exclusive to Referee? Looks like Modern Umpire really pissed him off when they didn't name him first team all-infield crew.

Keep trying guys. I just got this image to go interactive and it's amazing.

That made me laugh out loud and think!

With this revelation, it's now anyone's game for Uncle of the Year. Who will take home the golden Unkie?!

Maybe A-Rod assumed he was in one of those futuristic smarthouses where you can pee anywhere and the house will covert the urine into sustainable power somehow.

You're bullshit. It tastes delicious.

Candy Corn is terrible. Starburst candy corn is incredible. They shouldn't even call it candy corn because it's starbursts in candy corn shape and maaaaaaaaaaan it's magnificent.

What about the part in the original Post profile where Gardner said he's co-creator of the Mindy Project?