I distinctly remember that one of the big stories of Super Bowl 29 (when the 49ers killed the Chargers) was the debut of nasal strips. Did I dream that?

What are you going to due, arrest me? I'll order the police to shoot you!`

He banged up Lt. Knee? That guy is a war hero!

I don't know a lot about basketball, but I'd let that team manage my investment portfolio.

You're never too old to be in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on DVD Purchasers/Borrowers.

There was a guy at Rhino Bar (the big Eagles bar in DC) who spent the entire game looking for Asian chicks on Tinder. I don't think he even knew the score— except the love score.

There was a guy at Rhino Bar (the big Eagles bar in DC) who spent the entire game looking for Asian chicks on Tinder. I don't think he even knew the score— except the love score.

Once again, Pinterest has saved the day.

Under the collective bargaining agreement, the "Kay Adams" rule will give each player the chance to ask the owner once, and only once, about their affairs.

You're absolutely right Tim.

This is fantastic. Great stuff, I can tell you did a lot of research. Hey, quick question— are you the Zodiac Killer?

Mikey, you and Haider are gonna make a lot of money together. Trust me, I was on Wings.

Ray was so hung-over the following day she “forgot to explain details of her recipes.”

Oh no he didn't!

"To me, this put the BS into PBS"

No matter the reason, you can never, ever strike a CFO. They are the most trusting and innocent of the C-level executives. They don't even know why they're being hit.

I would like to try this drink.

This is just a rumor, but according to an anonymous NFL source, Gronkowski went to the Patriots' medical team and guess what they told him— they said "Gronk you better try to have fun no matter what you do."

Ok brainiacs, for the last minute or so I've wondered this - for each of the big 4 sports - what's the score? What are the total runs/points scored by winning teams and the total runs/points scored by the losing team in every game for the history of the entire league?

Do tell!