You too know the Easter European Bunnies???

being Kathie Lee or Hoda is my dream job.

THEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST TWO MINUTES?!?

I don’t know. But all this talk of Lemomade lately makes me want a vodka and lemonade. And I’m white. So I’m Becky?

Dang it, now I’m more confused than ever about what this “Becky” means. All yesterday people have been telling me it had something to do with white women and now this...

I worked on that fucking joke of a wedding.

I can’t believe I am going to say this.

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

COCO COMPLIMENTED YOUR SHOES! Sugar, you buried the lede!

I’m 27 and growing up I knew a ton of Rebeccas- I will say that they were almost all Jewish. Many went by the nickname Becca, not Becky.

Yup. I guess she could have Limewired or some shit, but that would have taken 12 hours.

Beyonce seems popular, no?

I hope Biden, in a welcoming gesture/passing of the torch, has new VP Castro come to DE and join him for a train ride and some coffee. They’ll stop at Joe’s favorite café (Wawa), kiss some babies, shake hands with the locals, do donuts in Joe’s Corvette—just really prepare Castro to take over under President Clinton.

“I still don’t buy your argument that being a Black man or a Black women is an asset in trying to get a job in in the top-tier of broadcast media”

At least, after the primaries, it gets a little less torturous because we aren’t watching 2 people who agree screaming at each other.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Here’s the difference between Kipling and the coward imperialists of today- when the call was made he stood behind his words and sent his own to do the heavy lifting. Now they leave it to the poors. There is at least a twisted honor at work with Kipling.

Making them leave all the people they know when we know they’re usually treated like crap by whites in regular communities would be again moving them for our convenience instead of doing right by them.

“They were happy hunters, gatherers, farmers, craftsmen and traders on vast fertile lands.”