I mean, my mother always says that that’s the reason you have children, to do housework

Also, who doesn’t love the idea of liquored up NFL fans (because that’s what off duty cops are, just fans, nothing more) packing heat inside stadiums? That’s the real idiocy here - they believe that, because they are cops, they are somehow more trustworthy with a firearm and booze than anyone else.

I loved how Sofia’s twenty-something son was fanboying the hardest over the wedding.

I worked for a family-owned company for nine years. Famously, the owner invited employees to a holiday party at his mansion...and then had them parking cars for the actual guests. His wife showed up at work in a brand new luxury car the same week he announced layoffs were necessary due to a drop in revenues.…

I’d blame the internet more. It gave a soap box to people who found the entire world and everything in it “offensive.” Yes, there are offensive things out there but we are too often in Chicken Little territory these days.

Yep. Apparently, many people are absolutly missing the point of the Zoolander films completely.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…

Well pizza is at least “safer” than salad in that regard, unless I’m the only one who can’t properly manage roughly chopped lettuce and ends up having to pack flailing ends of it into her mouth with fork and fingers, like trying to stuff a sleeping bag back in its sack.

First season is funny too because reality TV was sort of new at the time, so if they girls were in an elevator or something they would show each floor as they moved up instead of just cutting to them exiting the elevator, as though we wouldn’t follow the passage of time.

I really missed the old school cycles of ANTM. Remember Jade? “This isn’t America’s Next Top Best Friend!” Memories...

Name some specific examples.

Their clipart license ran out and they said “Ah fuck it. Call it minimalist.”

I thought it was Krampus.

Remember on Family Guy when Lois ran for Mayor against Adam West and just said 9/11 over and over?

So weird that her official job is producing babies. Maybe doubling up this time will earn her some vacation time?

Whatever happened to that nanny person? She was everywhere and then she just went away.

Bennifer 2.5

Amal Clooney wants to talk about war crimes in the Sudan, and Cindy Crawford wants to talk about making face cream out of cantaloupes.

No, really? Beef takes a lot of water to produce? This is very much new and revelatory information. And California’s drought problems still aren’t because of an overpopulation crisis.

Almond farmers, growing 80% of the entire world’s almonds in the middle of the California desert.