It’s LA. Seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised if was a strip club a few years ago. Maybe back in the 80’s, judging from the architecture.

This “ritzy” preschool looks like a skanky strip club.

It is common in honor cultures to hold one’s close relatives accountable for one’s actions. This is how we get vendettas like the Hatfield/McCoy feud. You kill my brother, I kill your cousin, then your son kills my nephew, etc until everyone gets tired of the whole thing.

it’s natural to want to defend your country but publicly sanctioned punishment rapes might not be the best hill to die on...

Maybe he is trying to get internet famous. To be fair, they interviewed him while he looked to be closed to blacked out.

I mean, I don’t know why people like his policies (or whatever you want to call his ideas), but no matter where you are on the political spectrum you have to love the effect he’s having on the race. Love him or hate him, NOBODY would be saying things like ‘yeah I buy politicians all the time, you pay them and they do…

There is a leadership vacuum in DC and he has (whether you like him or not) scads of charisma.

He’d be horrible. But Scott Wanker would be even worse.

• “Matthew is not a compassionate individual. He is a control freak, and the more money he has, the more fucking ruthless he is.”

Willing to bet most of them are adults who have had the shots...

I want that on a sign in every doctor’s office around the country. Also I want to spray paint it on the wall of my anti-vax midwife's house.

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”

Breaking News: Rich person buys nice toilets.

A law abiding citizen is going to shoot his tires out? Shoot the tires off of an SUV while it travels at high speed into a town square, making it that much more of an unpredictable projectile?

Hahahahaha I love that the literal translation for “prostitute” in French is “night girlfriend.” Knowing Ronaldo though, that seems like a likely scenario.

Mine stems from a desire to satisfy my partner at the expense of myself. I enjoy making their head/vajay/body explode with pleasure and it’s what gets me off primarily.

I am 5’5.5. Kit’s eyes are flush with mine although he is leaning slightly. I’d say 5’6 and not a half-inch taller. (P.S. He is a genuine and lovely fellow. Also, he smells really good.)

chicken and egg question: are they rich before owning driving loafers, or do they get driving loafers and then lean in to being rich?? like just knowing they have shoes only for driving gives them a magic tingle and the money pours in!

This look is sexy. Sadly Mimimister would never, ever, ever, ever (∞ ever) wear loafers like that with no socks, dammit. He also won't wear anything between his toes, sandals-wise, so you can imagine what he wears during the summer, dear Jezzies, I'll let your minds run wild...