When I was deciding what I wanted to be when I grew up I should have picked tabloid journalist ("journalist") or weather person because with either one you can literally be wrong ALL THE TIME and still be employed.

He loves me, he loves you not. Had the single.

you know, another group i kinda miss that's on the same level (and also, funny enough,that was managed by diddy) is Dream! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_(Am…

STOP PLAYING COY, VERSAILLES!

I don't think you understand the purpose of a study like this. The study asks opinions to discover disparities in how people of different backgrounds think. The study doesn't aim to change how people think or collect data about people's experience of racism. Just because it isn't the kind of study you are personally…

I can't stop looking at it. I love the idea that there was a photo editor that was like "yes, this is the one. it's perfect"

Coachella called and it wants it's stupid clothes back.

Another note: at the bottom of the story that accompanied the shoot, the editors have issued this correction: "In an earlier version of this article, Myanmar was referred to as Burma. We have corrected the error and the change is reflected throughout." Actually, the people of Burma/Myanmar are still divided on the…

The initial lime season this year was delayed because of heavy rain and the prices were super, super high because of the shortage. I work at a bar, they were about $80-$100 a case instead of $40 or $50 a case. Then Mexican drug cartels got involved and the price went up even higher because they were robbing lime…

"For Profit and Revenge" — is a) how we should all handle our breakups and b) the motto I want on my revamped family crest.

Well if they will insist on getting all invadey just before the final...

I really think Samantha Bee would have been a better choice.

I'm still mourning Happy Endings. Also, Trophy Wife was canceled. Really underrated show.

I didn't know Trophy Wife and Suburgatory were canceled until just now. Makes me sad too, I like those shows.

There's no accounting for the decisions of network executives and there's no such thing as true television justice.

Um, are you trying to argue that it's *not*?

Is Milonov seriously arguing that Wurst is making Eurovision less classy? Did he think it was a bastion of taste and refinement before? Because if so, I have some questions.

This is far too logical and reasonable a response. What are you doing on Jezebel?

I have really only barely seen this campaign but it never occurred to me to think that it would be literally one of the missing girls. Clearly it was a professional shot rather than a family snapshot so it would be unlikely to be a photo the family just happened to have. And how would you decide which of almost 300…

New York's hottest club is Garbage Alley. This place has everything: bummers, little sores, and Steve Hickeys, where you can sit by in gleeful judgment while eight gay guys take a dump on your bed.