Stefanapolis
Stefanapolis
Stefanapolis

OH THANK GOD. I swear, this is me every Wednesday waiting for this segment:

So, I'm participating in yet another boycott of a business I never would have patronized anyway!

I look like one of those dancing hippos from Fantastia when I am working out and I sweat like Robin Williams at the height of his cocaine years. Sexiness is the last thing on my mind.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

It's all about boundaries.

I find it endearing that Dodai's limit is Duck Dynasty. I mean, 6 Degrees of Lindsay's Love Life can be discussed but DD cannot.

That said, if he wins the primary for Petri's seat that should be enough to get rid of him, finally.

Wisconsin has become an embarrassment of the country and is campaigning to take Indiana's place as the "Alabama of the Midwest."

The best part is that the same people who use this insult eat fast food on the regular. If the workers didn't exist, they wouldn't get they're quick lunches in time to be back at the office before their lunch break is up. I wish that every person was required to work a service job for 6 moths of their life

She will never top this. Parent trap is great, Freaky Friday remix was surprisingly watchable (at the age of 13, mind you) but Lindsay in Mean Girls is like the opposite of Jack Gleeson in GoT. At least he realizes that his career is essentially over after playing such a recognizable role. Lindsay is still trying to

I think Diplo is better than a lot of other appropriating artists, simply because he typically works directly with his inspirations to produce his work and typically credits them, rather than simply remaking it himself and slapping his name on it. He definitely has a particular spin he puts on it that makes it more

in my love for GCB..... I present evidence it was truly the best!

I take offense! Such offenses!

What are your thoughts on the female counterparts in Chicago and NYC? Check out their illustrated species profiles and let us know what you think. Here's the link: http://www.joebovino.com/book/species-p…

A standing OVARY-ation maybe? (Sorry. I'll... I'll see myself out)

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to

The article says she looks like a "normal 28 year old". As a 27 year old, I say she looks like a normal 28 year old's grandma with bad shoe taste. Of course I am known for having an old soul.

Humor isn't something everyone agrees on— I never understand why some people think they're the arbiter of funny. I don't love Chelsea, but I *loathe* Silverman. In my opinion, Natasha Leggero, Chelsea Peretti, Kulap Vilaysack and Amy Schumer are all 10x funnier than either Silverman or Handler— but that's just my