#NotAllChronicMasturbators

“That’s a bit insensitive. I hope you die!”

Special counsel Ken Starr investigated Bill Clinton for SEVEN YEARS. Buckle up, Talking Cheeto!

Ooh, maybe they’ll arrest Giuliani on 9/11!

“Make women have sex with me, or I’ll murder people.”

Well it might work for a while, but then we should change it to Fire Islands.

What I find interesting is that this is the only area where he seems to prioritize “collective good” over “individual freedom”. In every other context, he says that if you need something (healthcare, a job, etc.) it’s on you to get it and it’s not society’s responsibility to guarantee that you have it. But when it…

If we’re going to be ruthlessly efficient about this like he wants, just develop a cultural norm where all the incels ship off to their own little island. Then they can’t kill any women. Problem solved.

Consensual sex is newly right at 15 in France. It was lower/ not set down in law before then. Which is weird and gross

You know, fuck these people. That’s all I have today. Fuck ‘em.

While I certainly do not particularly appreciate him on a political level, and have mighty conflicted feelings toward him on a human level, I truly wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on my worst enemy. Between that and bone cancer, I’d rank it in the absolute peak of worst ways to semi-naturally pass, and living with it (as…

Why would an asshole shit talk someone for doing anal?

maybe someone should tweet him a question about the Holocaust. Kanye - what are your thoughts on the Holocaust? Do you believe that it was choice by Jewish people? and what is your stance on the Armenian genocide?

I’ve been saying for years, Kanye marrying Kim was the best gift he could give us.

Hey, friendly reminder.

Are people like Maggie Haberman secret right wing shills

I’m exited for the Rob Ford biopic simply because it reminds me of the good old days.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Philippe Reines. He is one of very few bare-knuckled brawlers Democrats have. He does not give a fuck. The media decided before Hillary even announced her candidacy that they were going to go negative on her because they thought she would have no competition, and they didn’t let…

I didn’t know Jezebel had Trump trolls. Huh.