I just came here to say that I would like to bang the shit out of Stormy Daniels’ hot lawyer. That is all.

Marie Antoinette was a mixed bag, but tales of her profligacy are overblown. Usually the king’s official mistress was the go-to public scapegoat for excess spending, but Louis XVI was basically asexual and had no mistress, and so that blame was shifted to the queen. Antoinette was indeed a vapid fashion plate, but her…

And her mom HATED HIM: (Hark, A Vagrant is getting a workout by me!)

My favorite Byron story is when Shelley found him in a gutter, dehydrated, malnourished and near dead from, essentially, having too much sex. Mainly because Shelley then wrote Keats about it, and the correspondence essentially went: “I found him in a gutter, he almost died.” “You should probably have let him.”

Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave. And also learned to read by tracing the letters of her mother’s gravestone.

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

Well, he dated Ann Coulter, so yeah.

they live in cleveland and sometimes bodies of water catch on fire

The Curse of the Klanbino?

I would encourage you to set these people on fire

Now, it’s been about a century since I was last in college, but pretty much every student body president I recall from undergrad/grad/professional schools was a College Republican type. No one else has any interest in the irrelevant politicking besides some Alex P. Keaton sort (I said I was old.)

And the kid in me loves the frosting!

As much as I like seeing Hannity lose his mind over Kimmel’s comments, I’d much rather see Hannity lose his mind because of a self inflicted bullet hole in his temple.

Trump fears women more than he does federal prosecutors.

Can we hold off on the coronation until I’ve had a chance to walk into the ocean wearing ankle weights?

Wait they’re mad at an immigrant for speaking English now? What the fuuuckkkk.

We can just take it as read that the republican party is 100% corrupt and the only way to save America is to never vote for a republican. Ever. For any election. No matter how small or seemingly insignificant.

Yeah, this happened for real in NYC a few years back.

Amazing to see the Republican Party transform in Treblink of an eye.

It’ll work this time because RBG couldn’t bother with retirement, and is rolling the dice with her health, along with millions of dipshit Bernie supporters that stayed home and sulked instead of voting in the general 2 years ago