Oh, hey, I’d been wondering about this...! Since California is, like, BURNING and shit, I was curious about whether or not we’d get any world-leader attention, y’know, like the way the hurricane people do? But no, nobody’s speaking up. Not a single tweet out of Twitler or Congress or Hollywood or anyone else... not…

IMHO, just from dealing with them in the past, former drug addicts that become conservative Republicans are the worst fucking bunch of hypocrites there are.

Her bridesmaids better watch out if she offers them wedding day facials.

They don’t like seeing black people in the ghetto, because they must not be pulling their weight, and they don’t like seeing black people in the White House, because they must be pulling the strings to get one over on whitey. Whatever you do, they’ll find a reason to hate you.

Declaring bankruptcy... finally something Trump can speak about with immense knowledge

The depressing thing is that you can easily make a legitimate argument that America has an extensive and textured enough history with these sorts of massacres that breaking them up into multiple categories provides meaningful context.

Megyn Kelly flopping like shit is one of the top 5 bright spots of 2017.

Let’s have more children be born so we can deny them health care. You know, with the kind of medical issues that would make someone choose to get an abortion after 20 weeks. 😡

If you want the Costco cigarette availability conspiracy theory you’re gonna have to talk to my dad. Nothing strikes terror in the heart of man like a hirsute arab with a cart full of toiletpaper and milk shouting about the supply and demand economics of Dunhill cigarettes.

Absolutely. Playing fair with the GOP is bringing a knife to a gun fight. They are dirty, shameless, ratfucking assholes.

Yeah, nothing about Trump’s own actions surprise me anymore, he’s shown himself too many times for any of us to be surprised by it (appalled, sure, just not surprised). But I remain absolutely fucking baffled at how millions of Americans have accepted this and continue to accept this.

I don’t like the Trumps, but wow this librarian is a piece of work.

If they were as ill as is reported it might be the only way to get them the help they need.

*Pushes tapped-up glasses up his nose*

I find with the bulk of people who use the word “fandom” as something other than a pejorative, they are almost uniformly awful to be around. Geeks are worse than obnoxious drunk sports fans.

Did anyone check out Dale Hansen’s piece on Trump V the NFL? It contained this sick burn: “I served in the military during the Vietnam War, and my foot hurt too. But I served anyway.”

They had to tell Trump it was a “P.R” trip in the south to get him to go.

These poor souls have already suffered so much, and you would inflict Florida upon them?

Google it for the baby Jason Bateman nostalgia.

I prefer animated Comic Book Guy.