But Kushner looks like a dying lesbian. That’s got to count for ... something?

“Notable Jets.” snicker

mass shooting

I have $8 a month and a pan of homemade enchiladas to chip in for this journalist. I feel like we can crowdfund this person.

You’re so right. And it’s not even close

Lol

It sounds to me like there’s plenty of shade.

Pepto Abysmal.

Cheap ass bastard can’t even work up a laurel to go with that...

You mean to tell me the GOP wrote a bill that further marginalizes women? And poor people? And people of color?

Never a wrong time for this one:

He gave a beautiful, nuanced performance and fuck it, so did Thandie Newton - WHOSE NAME THEY MISSPELLED WHEN THEY SHOWED HER IN HER CATEGORY.

“I regret saying half.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Her estimation that half of his supporters were deplorable was pretty damn kind, and she knew it.

And you just know if there was a reverse version of that gif, and any civilian posted it on Twitter, this fat subhuman sack of shit would have the Secret Service on them in seconds.

Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

You know that that (mis)quote had nothing to do with whether she had read the bill, right? She was saying that once the bill was passed the American people could find out what it did instead of relying on what she felt were inaccurate reports about what it did.

Bingo.

If you have to have the company that made the car you own activate the car so you can drive it, you don’t really own the car.