They go to the National Archives except for a few really shiny cool ones that are displayed in random places like the White House, U.S. government buildings, etc. They’re not HIS gifts, they belong to the United States.

So, a known kiddie fiddler was elected mayor.

Dude in the middle looks like he’s either scared shitless, or is in the process of trying to take a dump.

As I said elsewhere this weekend, the next occupant of the White House is going to be shocked to find no furnishings and all the copper wire ripped out of the walls.

Mmmm...moluments.

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

Death finally reeled in Walter’s years.

Nah. I would be happiest if his presidential run left him so in the red that he and everyone with any connection with him would be beyond ruined. Like how you have the “Midus’ touch” where everything a particular person touches turns to gold or at least makes money, I want “Trump’s grope,” to mean to be so poisonous…

They did however, delete this passage:

Mueller already has the evidence. The evidence is coming from… INSIDE the White House. Bum bum bum!

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.

I’m not here to call Joe Arpaio a racist. I’m here to call Joe Arpaio a fucking asshole. I’m here to call Joe Arpaio a shitsnorting motherfucking son of a bitch. I’m here to call Joe Arpaio a Trump-felching scumbag. I’m here to call Joe Arpaio one of the most worthless wastes of DNA to ever claim humanhood. But I’m…

You’ve got hit the ball into the water hazard there.

As a New Jersey-ite, all I can remember is most of these mofos doing their best to block aid to desperate people after Hurricane Sandy. We should help Houston ONLY in exchange for them leaving the GOP and their climate denying, aid-withholding representatives. Tough love.

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

After Ferguson, a lot of military personnel were saying that the police there were behaving in exactly the opposite way that soldiers are trained to. The way they carried their guns was especially criticized for being threatening and something that would cause a violent reaction instead of being deescalating.

Yep. Like when the police force in my town brought out their Bearcat in response to a woman who barricaded herself in her house and said she would kill herself. Of course, when she saw the SWAT team and armored vehicles, she did kill herself. Way to de-escalate and protect public safety!

Seriously, I am so glad I read recaps instead of watching that show.

But they were at least able to fake a British accent... something Gal hasn’t proven capable of doing... yet.

No. I think it would be great if for Bond to be a woman, a member of the LGBTQQIAP2S+ community, person of color, or whatever combinations thereof... but I really have to insist that they be British. If they want to mint a brand new, Bond-esque super-spy that isn’t a British, white, hetero, cis, male—great. But 007…