Yeah, that’s definitely how managing people works!!!

There he is everyone! It’s “that guy”!

goddamn Kylie ain’t got nothin’ to do with this for once

Panel 1:

Google said his net worth is 3.5 mil, so comparative peanuts but also the richest bailiff alive or something apparently

The only feedback the White House communications office has ever received on the folder, per one source, is that it “needs to be more fucking positive.”

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

Okay folks so I *know* it’s gonna come up and I’ll just try to get ahead of it here:

Good for them.

Name me three black painters who had their work met with actual protests and calls to be blacklisted (pun not intended).

Here, I’ll make it easy and give you a freebie:

Chris Ofili, a member of the Young British Artists movement whose mixed-media piece The Holy Virgin Mary was met with protests and condemnation by…

Uh, what?

I’m an ardent supporter of Israel, but believe me when I say fuck Netanyahu. He’s the first politician to be PM in Israeli history.

You can pry my LaCroix from my cold, dead hand.

So does this mean I will get to perform with Dave Gahan when I see Depeche Mode in a couple of weeks?

I gotta say, while I wasn’t their demographic, Incubus was the only Nu Metal group a kinda liked and felt that they were much better than the rest of the lunkheads

Yeah, I kind of feel bad about doing that now...

Hasn’t she read a letter from a kid before? Is that a thing now?

I sure hope he speaks English