...and in Pale Fire he even ripped off John Shade’s poem!
Con artist.

The Artless (draft) Dodger?

He’s going to install a guilded sculpture of parrots fucking in the Oval Office, isn’t he?

Bonus: laying the groundwork/keeping options open for 2020 and beyond once the smoke has cleared.

Alternate headline:

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

We are all made of stars, but some of us more so than others.

AND he can only do it to me while I’m in a doctor-administered Roophy coma and he can only insert his penis through a single hole in the vinyl covering my entire clothed body except for hole cut into back of my pants.

Censorship to the left of me,

Not only that, every thing he has ever written should be removed from the Internet.

Fuck them, who cares?

The first work of art was pretty tone-deaf...but it’s also pretty tone-deaf to say that this is “not about censorship” when you are explicitly asking for someone to be censored and blacklisted.

I’m protesting your sarcasm. I demand your comment be burned.

Bachelor parties suck as well. You think it’s gonna be strippers and blow and it usually ends up being 7 guys playing poker and eating Velveta Con Queso and wanting it to be over around 9pm. You have 3 Bud Lights and then you’re like fuck this, I have to drive.

Fortunately for her, he has to sell his business to keep his job.

she used the car’s manual to troubleshoot her problem

If you cast him as a gangster in a movie, people would complain you were stereotyping Italians.

In an age where I can, with only minimal effort, watch a woman (or a man!) stuff an entire eggplant into one of their orifices while their other orifices are stuffed with other people’s genitals, no, nudes are art. They are not hot or pornography.

I like nudes in the bedroom, I probably wouldn’t put any in the living room.

He looks like he is in a perpetual toothpaste ad.