Good thing for the nominee that his party generally doesn’t give a shit about women.

I fully intend to urinate on his grave. Perhaps defecate if I’m feeling especially patriotic (and full of tacos).

I feel like most people would be perfectly happy giving this guy an enormous sack of money and just letting him walk away right fucking now.

You know, now that you mention it, I think you may be on to something.

It’s like those articles interviewing Trump voters who rely on the ACA who are stunned that Trump and the Republicans are going to do their damndest to dismantle it. “But I need healthcare!” Yes...well...oops? I guess?

Just the stress of the job I guess

I know he’s doing it because he wants to be president and is actually a totally amoral monster, but as my friends and I were saying the other day, at least he’s OUR amoral monster. At this point, I’ll take “doing the right thing for the wrong reason.”

That’s true for most blue states.

Let’s not forget that Trump’s home town hates him with an intense passion. His home island went for Clinton 9-1. We’ve known him the longest—it’s why we hate him the most. The NY AG has his work cut out for him, but fucking with Trump seems to be his favorite thing. The last little shreds of hope I have hinge on the…

Right there with you. I’m working on my citizenship to a European country. It’s not ideal—no place is ideal—but if things go completely pear-shaped I’ll have a place to run. But yeah: any country that can elect this fascist, even on a technicality, is no country of mine. To hell with it.

Power. Nothing but power. I actually don’t think it’s greed. I think for a vast majority of them it’s simply the accrual and maintenance of power. Greed is even too complex. There are easier and more effective ways to make money. They’re not rational or moral or anything: they want to stay where they are or climb the…

She’s just not LIKEABLE enough, right?

It is a shame that they already have a Trump—though I’ve heard that Baldwin hates playing him—because you’re right: it would drive him insane. Plus, having a woman play trump would be the only way to get the hands right—his hands are the size of the average woman’s.

Also the sex will probably be really lousy. There’s never a good reason to fuck a republican!*

I just deactivated my Facebook account. It’s marvelous. I can’t recommend it enough.

If it’s good enough for grandpa it’s good enough for me. (At least when it comes to Nazi punching.)

We’ve always been at war with them anyway. I’m sure there’s been a massacre.

I’m glad Douglass is finally getting his due after all of these years of toiling in obscurity.

What really chaps my ass is that THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOESN’T PAY TAXES. So OUR taxes are paying for it. But not HIS.

Fascists hate art.