And it would play so well here! De Blasio may be a pretty disappointing mayor, but he could coast to reelection if his platform was simply “I’m going to fuck with Trump as much as possible, every single day of my second term. I will wake up fucking with him, and go to bed fucking with him. He will constantly be…

Even 5 years ago, $50K?! Man, FUCK her. I can’t stand people that cheap.

No. They just don’t care. And I will never forgive any of them. Not him, not his cronies and collaborators, and not a single person who voted for him. These people are monsters.

The mayor of Berlin said it the other day!

I mean I don’t expect him to be constantly boning up on his Hegel, but I’m sure he read during his presidency. Whatever the number of books was, I am confident that that number is greater than zero. Even if we just count My Pet Goat, he’s still got Trump beat.

It’s really unsettling. Also a pretty shocking illustration of how deranged the Republican Party has become.

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

This was stuck in my head for much of last year.

His MOTHER was an immigrant! That’s what’s so (extra) fucking crazy! This fascist garbage pile is the son of someone who was born in another country.

It’s even more pronounced if you see him next to the (legitimately tall) Jeb Bush.

Well western NY is kind of weird. Both Bingo and Rochester are depressing in some ways but they are homes to universities so there is cultural life around both cities. And depending on where you are you’ll be in spitting distance of Syracuse and Ithaca. Honestly, for me the most difficult part of western NY is the…

Where in New York are you thinking? I’m from the city and have loved growing up here, but it’s a big state and there are some...problematic areas.

As someone driving down to D.C. today (For the march tomorrow!) I am super pumped at the thought of no traffic.

Everyone got their early and the crowds are enormous. The biggest crowds at any inauguration ever. People are saying this is the best. Traffic was great because Trump has made everything great again already. Anybody who says different is a liar. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. We’ve always…

I think that’s more or less right. Now, we could always end up in the same place, but we had a strong history of relative stability in comparison with post-Revolution Russia, post-WWI Germany, post-USSR Russia, etc. If we were fresh off the losing end of a major war I might be more concerned about going full fascist.

For those who don’t know it, the opera version of this isn’t AWESOME. I highly recommend giving it a listen.

Would that they were endangered. Or extinct, even.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

I’m still holding out hope that he does this so Hillary can be like “oh no my husband is sick I better skip too byeeeeee”. *cut to them on a beach in the Caribbean*

A worse suit*. The fascists had pretty snappy outfits. These with assholes can’t seem to find decent tailors.