I’m staring at my oldest right now. He’s 17. I’ve been staring at him for 17 straight years. I need to use the toilet so badly. I’ve had to go since 1999.

Thank you. It’s making me insane that not one person has put blame on the zoo for designing an enclosure to house an endangered animal that a four-year-old could break into. Instead everyone would rather blame the mother because there’s nothing society loves more than a round of mommy-shaming.

I always thought it was so cool that my little green army men collection actually had boths WAVES and WACs in it. This was back in the late 70s. I had no idea of what they were, so I went to the library and learned as much as I could. I was fascinated that my toys taught me things about the war that my classroom never…

I can see why they had to be kept out. Their presence would have distracted the male corpses from properly carrying out their duties.

Mothers-in-law should be banned from ever discussing the reproductive systems of their daughters-in-law. I will vote for whoever makes this part of their platform.

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

It isn’t a bathrobe. It’s a smoking jacket. That distinction won him over.

Trubama is my OTP

But within one afternoon, completely unexpectedly, I got a feeling from her that set off my Mama Alarm Bells and made me realize that I could no longer welcome her in our home.

The goat cannot consent... because it’s a goat.

I think in general we need to scale back our idea that work is supposed to be the be-all, end-all of life. It’s that stupid Protestant Work Ethic that we all got saddled with. Work is important, feeling useful is important, but enjoying life and friends and family is also important. The idea that you want to leave at…

I’m really sorry you’re going through all this, but I think it’s crazy to tell women have have babies by age 30. I didn’t even get married until I was 31, what should I have done, popped out a baby at 22 with some random guy I had no feelings or connection with and then been a single mom while finishing college/going…

I don’t see the big deal. Bowie was a multi platform artist. He might have loved the idea of it.

But why can’t she wear pants? I just wish a woman could be on the cover of a magazine geared towards men because of her accomplishments and be clothed.

Responsible gun owners don’t cancel out the others. The cost of innocent human lives is unquestionable. So implicit in the “responsible gun owner” argument is that the benefit they get is worth the cost of innocent human lives. How are shooting ranges and hunting worth those lives?

I think a better rule of thumb is not to sexually assault people, but I come from the feminist utopia in the year 20156, soooo.

Well in Canada you get a year and their economy hasn’t collapsed yet, so that sounds pretty reasonable.

Yes, thinking about it for just a second shows that this is inaccurate, but I wouldn’t blame the people who took it at face value of having “missed the sarcasm beneath his message.” Well, I’ll blame them of having no common sense, but not of missing sarcasm. There was no sarcasm there.

Because unless you’re planning to have more than two children (which seems insane in 2015), you’d have to make less than like $25,000 a year for it to be more expensive to work than to pay for center based daycare (average cost in the US is less then $12k per year per child). That does describe the situation of many…

And then when your husband leaves you with the five kids he said he wanted, you’ll easily be able to jump back into the workforce. It's foolproof!