“Decides to walk backwards or very, very slowly” — lol, and I feel your pain.

How about changing the narrative around parenthood giving you brain-mush? When you have a kid, that’s your new big thing. Why would you not talk about parenting stuff all the time?

“The issue with breastfeeding is whether is beneficial for babies not for mothers, idiot.”

No. Your issue is that. The issue is that, even if there is enough milk, there are two people involved in breastfeeding.

“frankly, the entire trend of “natural” methods of childbirth and recovery are in dire need of.”

“I chose vanilla because it symbolizes the sex life I hope we have beginning with our wedding night.”

i went to school with a girl named kaytlen back in like 1998. i remember thinking as a 4th grader, “who the hell spells ‘caitlin’ that way??’ she was also really mean to me so i wasn’t a fan

I know someone with it spelled Kaytlynne and I'm just like dude why does your mom hate you.

I SO agree with you about this. This transition is about her becoming fully her, not about derogating others in order to raise herself up. Truly, why can’t she have this positivity without others needing to translate it into negativity towards others. I suppose this makes me sound very touchy-feely and soft-hearted,…

Why do you love this? I am asking seriously. Kris Jenner may not be the most honorable woman in the world, but it’s not like Caitlyn Jenner is a saint either. They’re both just people. And I would think someone who finally became the woman she was all along would not be down with the prettiness contest the rest of us…

I’m incredibly impressed and inspired by this awesome woman.

My brain always draws a really unhelpful conclusion from inspirational stories like these: why do today what I can put off until I’m 70.

Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.

FWIW, here is my preferred reframing for standard child public meltdowns*:

Yeah hard to believe that an engagement ring automatically makes you queen for a year.

i know. don’t most people want to live in a kid free building? even people(especially people) with kids themselves? The problem is so rarely the kids and almost always the adults.

Wow, so the Jez commentariat is generally ok with quasi-redlining? I did not expect that.

My 2.5 year old son responds to about half of everything I say with a stern, finger to lips, librarian shush...and that's why I've upped my wine consumption.

I just have to say that I love Gary Clark Jr. What a beautiful family! Also, this picture is much better

That baby’s ass was obviously photoshopped.

This would have been better with a hand knit nipple hat.