I always thought that I wouldn't be one of those women who "sacrificed" my career for my husband and kids. Turns out, though, that due to our crappy US childcare and maternity laws, there is no way to have kids without it affecting someone's work. What do you do when they're sick? Or it's a holiday? Somebody has to be…

I don't know what I think about this.

Making beds is the biggest scam of all time perpetuated throughout history. Why make a bed when you're just going to sleep in it again later?

At least math is elegant, unlike that dress.

it's absurd. i've gotten so i don't even correct people unless i continue talking with them for some reason and i happen to refer to him using a pronoun. they fall over themselves to apologize. i also find it offensive, not only because the idea of being female seems so disturbing to them, but also because they seem…

Look for brands that are labeled "virtual stretch"— they even have them at places like TJ Maxx and Ross. They are generally thinner and less durable than regular ol' thick Levis, but they get the job done in a far more comfy way.

wow this is...rage-inducing. thin mints can be bought anywhere. samoas are truly special

If you like hard ass, crumbly bullshit you'll love eating shortbread

Agreed, especially when you get invited to your significant other's cousin's wedding and your significant other decides to play dumb when it comes to the gift and says, "I dunno, my mom can just give them something and put our names on the card." The registry helps me select a gift if I know the couple is trying to…

I registered only for sensible things I needed to start a household, and STILL received more crystal than anyone needs. 15 years and 3 moves later, I'm ready to chunk it all. The few pieces that are out are nothing but dust collectors, and they don't go with the modern look I'm going for. Buying un-requested home…

What about eggs??? HUH????hUH????huhhhhh????

There's sooooooo much of this that is an utter abomination, however, THANK YOU for calling out pineapple as being fucking disgusting on pizza. Pineapple gets too much hype as a fruit in general, much less adding it to bread and tomato sauce and cheese and acting like that's acceptable.

White people names.

Hahaha I'm just picturing that conversation with your husband.

If You're Giving Birth in Alabama, Better Be Ready for a Long Car Ride.

See, that feminist was doing it wrong. Personally, I'm excited to have my own personal white man that I can corrupt with all my social justice warrior evil. Baby sleeper agent!

Oh, I'm so happy that you are a woman who has experienced not only pregnancy, but also an anterior placenta. Thank you for informing me that a whole type of pregnancy experience is invalid because many women hardly ever got to feel their babies kick. Many women just feel pressure, and back pain, but no definitive…

wow kim, you got older and fatter. welcome to the club, everyone is here.

Americans are idiots who keep electing Republicans despite it being diametrically opposed to their own interests. #RupertsFault #NoSeriously

Oh, come on, you know the one about the frog and the scorpion, right? The kid was a kid. The *problem* was someone else's expectations. Which I suppose is actually at the root of literally EVERY wedding problem.