Hey, thanks for turning this into wholesale victim-blaming rather than isolated pearl-clutching/concern-trolling! Much more fun that way.

>Doctors sign away their 20's to develop the skills to save others' lives.

If we're going to go there with leaving kids in cars, then I think it is vastly more important to write a story about "don't do it, don't do it, don't do it" with even owning a gun if you are the parent of a child. An average of 37 children per year die left in cars. Over 3,000 children per year die because of a…

Hot Beef Sundae sounds like a dirty sexual act, not an actual food. "Did you give her the Dirty Sanchez, Carl?" "Nope, I gave her a Hot Beef Sundae"

Ibérico de Bellota makes serrano seem like pressed ham lunch-meat.

Nothing starting with "Shady" could ever be good.

I hadn't seen any and then I kept reading. Gross.

I don't shop at Walmart. I would rather pay a little more to someone who pays their employees enough to eat.

NO. And Fuck No. They are doing this by undercutting their employees and continuing to outsource the way that they acquire their products. They do not get my business, and the organic food lovers better not jump on board the Walmart train to hell. Seriously. NO.

"I will never let my darling have processed foods, and we will frolic in the fresh airy meadows for six hours each day, and read classic children's stories for an hour each evening" said pregnant-me. Toddler-mom-me says, "Hot dog bread is totally a thing, here play with mama's phone while she finds the corkscrew."

this is a man who is working to stop me from getting married and paid for commercials that imply I'm a pedophile. That sounds like someone who is out to get me. The work he did isn't just a political dispute, it's a direct attack on me. Why would I tolerate it? It's like saying I should tolerate a punch in the face.

I love how conservatives think private companies should be forced to keep employing someone when they hate the right people.

EAT SHIT AND DIE!

"However, I do want to have shiny skin and be vaguely pissed off at something in the distance."

I've witnessed hiring decisions for humanities jobs and it rarely comes down to a consensus on a "superior" candidate. There is such a glut of good candidates out there that colleges might end up with 2 or 3 final picks with equal qualifications. And there are fights in the department all the time about which to…

I would pay 11 cents to make them shut up.

They need to mix banana split with peanut butter fudge. And then I will get excited.

This is how you know there was a fix.

People who are going to fight against abortion access will find ammunition anywhere. If situations like this did not exist, they would find their gun powder elsewhere.