Very much this. 

This. If I have a crush injury I only want someone who knows what they’re doing uncrushing me.

This. 

Imagine not remembering that this was the way it used to be.  No one went shopping at the airport then, they wont do it now.  It just means that people who are stuck at the airport have to suffer less.  If means you can meet people during layovers for lunch or shopping.

Your Alfa Romeo started?

“...praying for peace and comfort for all those impacted.”

I like Jalopnik and have been a reader for years but find myself at TheDrive more often because of headlines and shitty journalism like this. 

I really don’t understand what y’all are whining about with these. They’re higher than 15 inches from the road, you don’t need to convince yourself that they’re dangerous and illegal just because you’re not a fan of the design choice.

“no carbon fiber sub had ever gone that deep before.”

They need to coat the exterior of the device with adhesive. Hear me out- The perp tries to take the device off his car. Now his hand is stuck to it. Then he tries to pull it off with his other hand. Both hands are stuck. In desperation, he lies down and tries to push the thing away with his feet. He’s now basically…

If you think everyone else on the road can coordinate safely, you've not been driving very long.

Which explains why so many episodes of Trek began with the Enterprise in the middle of a mission to chart shit.

Fudge that. 2 grand for some gauze and neosporin?

Right, because that’s a 4.5 hour flight and wouldn’t be banned under this scheme.

It makes no difference if they know of the satellite’s existence. Rules exist to ensure the safety of the nation. If you are unwilling to follow you are showing you are unfit to protect the nation. When safety requires protecting secrets you protect them large or small.

Because this is a car and auto-enthusiasts’ website and if it wasn’t mentioned, we’d all be asking. Knowing what car lets us paint a picture of what happened, what the fuel lines would’ve looked like, where he was in his shop, what era of fuel delivery he was dealing with...

Who the fuck let your stupid fucking ass out of the greys?

Pretty crazy. I’m not sure if I think this is a BS suit or not.

IDK. This seems like a shameless plug.